As opposed to one of these pieces of shit?

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.

Best Quality: The Elder’s jacket. So murder him in the face and be the most stylish person in the Commonwealth.

Really great write-up that I feel does a good job describing why, while I’m enjoying F4, it just hasn’t hooked me in the same way that 3 did. I’ve not played nearly as much as I thought I would because I just haven’t had that compulsion.

Another tip: Look for the Boston/Mass references. Though everything is really reduced, in terms of scale, some of the humor and references are spot on. There’s a particular article in the Boston Bugle talking about the local baseball team finally looking like it’s going to win the world series after so many years of…

No, he never shows up. I tried going down 5 different times, and he never once appeared even after running around the entire vault.

Patricia won’t have a copy of the game until tonight at midnight, after which she’ll work her ass off to try to get a review up in the next week or so. Given that she’s a Fallout superfan and smart critic, I imagine y’all will enjoy reading her thoughts even after we’ve all been playing the game.

This might be the most American ‘scandal’ ever.

Pinkham’s Law bringing out burner lawyers. This is amazing.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Glad you asked!

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

Not even the worst play in Jets history.

I did this by Greyhound bus (NY to San Diego) when I was in college. I highly do not recommend going by bus.

If you travel outside the US, take a long hard look at T-Mobile. They have free international roaming in most countries (albeit slow) as well as .20 cents per call while you are there. Not as cheap as getting a foreign sim, but cheap enough to where it isn’t worth the hassle.

A front trunk!

“I’m only 37, for fuck’s sake. I can’t live like this.”