Any way we could get him as a commenter or writer on Jalopnik?

You could ask BP for advice on filling the hole using the D11, they've been working pretty hard on filling holes lately.

I'll take the flames and gun rack option for the F-150, please.

The problem is, if BP ends up bankrupt, who pays for the cleanup?

@luisthebeast: Hopefully, like the B-1 and Jesus, it will have a second coming!

@kake81: Certainly not. I see that quite often, around 11:30PM, when the shift ends and they all come back to the station.

We've got a couple red light and speed cameras around here.

After today's FIAT brain orgy, we are now presented with car/tree intercourse.

In Quebec, IPL is a major supplier of trash containers.

@Ben Graff: I happen to be a computer tech. Heart-click for this.

@oddfish: I drive the same car, with a V6. When 256HP seems underpowered, you know it's heavy.

Viral advertising for Taco Bell.

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: I'd go with Option 2, although the GS will most certainly become my favorite "new car".

Bumblebee on crack.

The "Lane change" function on my car's flashers. A slight press will blink the flasher three or four times, just enough for a lane change.

Smoker's package. Why the heck would you want to smoke in your car?

@Desu-San-Desu: Holy shit!

Firetrucks.

@AmishJohn: Calm down buddy, the girls suck but in a positive manner. You're just jealous!

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