@Clare: hey, i wasn't begging. More coming to the realization I need to post here more often.

DUAN always makes me feel pathetic. Everybody seems to have stars. Now I have goal.

@Yinka Double Dare: I hate WCIU. Don't get it down here in central IL.

@G Voll the Mole: He is already fucked with cancer, may as well pay shitty odds

Jon Lester wishes he parlayed beating cancer and throwing a no hitter. 2500:1?

Pitchers are often stumped as to how he blocks balls in the dirt.

saves the team money, they only need to buy one shin guard

@HebrewHammer: He ain't got no legs

I want to see him pole vault

Eight Belles had a tattoo that said Iron Legs.

Football players need accountants too. He was making connections.

I expected a mob prision shanking by now. At least that is what the Sopranos taught me.

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"That was insane, great tonsil hockey. Making out was spectacular." - Post7thGradeDance69

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@StevePerryPsychOut: That is what I expected.

@StevePerryPsychOut: I hate to ask, but is she hot?

@JB*: A buddy of mine has his cell phone number. I am always wanted to drunk dial Mariotti

My cable switches from HD to SD every 5 minutes or so. Driving me nuts.

@DaOtter: Dynamic Refresh would change my life.