@Athletic Supporter: After all these puns I maple a muscle laughing.

@BigTDog: I always thought step 1 was to cut a hole in a box

No mention of whether or not the tree is drunk?

So if his arm ends up completely fucked, does he lose all of his pension?

Just waiting for pricing info

The whole idea of waiting in line for a phone is stupid. Obviously you have no friends if you are waiting in line, thus will have nobody to call — but your mom.

Not a big fan of the 'D'

7-9 and in the playoffs??? I think this somehow justifies the White Sox still having a chance.

This really doesn't fit the Mercedes brand image. Apple is a youth-oriented hipster brand, it is not elite as the Mercedes name would imply.

What you missed while watching a replay of the White Sox game from earlier in the afternoon, knowing full well they lose again

No mention of Michael Barrett going nuts on another pitcher?

@Steve518: Damnit, I always forget to make sure there is no ambiguity to comments.

I would rather see that picture from the other side.

How quickly would Mr. Wizard be sued today. He taught kids how to blow things up.

Ana Ivansomdic???

@ASox: Michigan?

Anybody seen odds on Chad Johnson vs. horse?

Tom Cruise taught him about the signals?

Funniest moment in college. Deron Williams passed out standing up, face against the wall, in my friends apartment. Priceless.

Yeah it looks pretty far down.