Fuzzylobsters
Fuzzylobsters
Fuzzylobsters

Handjobs are among my favorite things to do. I have major erogenous zones in my hands. Plus, a) I think of myself as a `fag with tits' in many ways, b) I enjoy the "oh, yes, I know the ways of dick" thrill when I can surprise and excite someone by doing techniques they may have never thought of themselves, c) really

No monumental seats of power and/or religious observance - perhaps, as a result or possibly a cause, the people at large didn't have to spend all their hours toiling in order to pay taxes to build huge structures, and so they could have time to play. :) Perhaps.

Reminds me of the "Brides of the Moon" play by the Five Lesbian Brothers - set in some future where meat is grown at home as insensate lumps, pre-formed as burgers. Blue burgers to emphasize how not-animal-sourced they are. On a sort of vine/petri dish thing, if I recall correctly. Of course one character still thinks

No, but I tend to use meat as a condiment. A bit of salami or a strip or 2 of bacon makes quite a flavor imact! Or a protein boost if my body's craving it. A grass-fed beef-burger is sometimes the only thing that satisfies me.

I guess with bees dying the death, it's probable for many vegetable and fruit prices to

I'm sorry I missed it. But! This is not a new genre, as Vampire Cowboys have been doing "super action theater" for some time. Good name for this style, though, I like the term you've coined...