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From back when poets studied rules of verse and ladies rolled their eyes...

Dude should thank his lucky stars he's white.

Looks like it's sat just a bit too long under the heat lamp...

Look, show me a camera phone that shoots in 4:3 and can zoom as fluidly as that. It's not a camera phone and it's not 'more likely' that we're hearing a different car revving up under yellow (or whatever the sprint car analogy is) when we clearly see Stewart's car swerve, which, as you claim, is only possible in

Wow, this is really stretching it dude...

Don't fret; he did receive a lifetime ban.

I'm sure he didn't intend to kill the dude but, due to a bone-headed decision made in the heat of the moment in a tool that can inflict death, he did. Manslaughter. Deal with it; Ward's family will forever.

Why not just screw a paper towel holder under there? They make 'em, you know...

Twitter sure seems like Bumfights sometimes. So sad.

Works until your VPN's ISP starts throttling as well. (Or am I stupid?)

Aaawww, does someone wike the ponies? That's sweet, princess.

Nice way to interact with your readers, dick.

I'm just unlucky then; it seems none of the sites we're interested in in WA (Paradise Creek, Salmon La Sac, Wish Poosh, Troublesome, etc.) have site photos

I've used RA for years and it's truly a great resource. My only wish is that we could get the Google Streetview folks into all these campgrounds so you could actually see the spots before your make a reservation; the maps are all very simplistic and it nearly impossible to get a feel of what one will be like.

Wow.

When I'm not actually looking at it with my own two eyes, my brain really wants to remember that it's not that ugly...

You know how there are some songs that, though they may be really great songs, you really don't ever need to hear again? There are cars like that too.

Lighten up; humorless lectures don't work on the internet.

The more that I think of it, the more that I think I need: a top-down video of that kick-ass car doing endless donuts, tires smoking, in the electronics-department-side of a Montgomery Ward's parking lot. Rule 34: please deliver.