Art: "I don't like tits, spies, or kicking fucking ass."

Listen up folks, here's what you do: get a wife that loves healthy food, impregnate her, and insist that she breast feed your baby while eating that healthy food. Boom. Awesome kid and family.

Still going strong? That Tumblr hasn't been updated in 3 years...

Goddamn that looks fun.

Since when are we not supposed to leave our cars in gear? Do you trust your emergency brake alone to hold your car on a hill?

How about cars that don't look stupid?

Hey car designers, WTF these days? I mean come on.

I mistakenly used my 84 Saab key to start my wife's 93 Accord... Easy-peasy.

Jack's use of the phrase 'happy frood' neatly removes him from the 'Marlboro Man' superset so apparently he's free to drive whatever the hell he wants to, just don't expect his girlfriend to stick around...

I completely agree.

Good point; that makes sense.

Pardon me if I'm missing out on obvious sarcasm but I'm having an impossibly hard time following your logic... What's deadly about not having a green card, driver's license, or car insurance?

I'll second that vouch... but what's with the weird-ass sticky rubber coating they have on them?!? These were my first LED bulbs; do all of them have this vile coating?

Good idea in general but, for your specific case Adam, the Monorail is pretty darn quiet, doesn't run through the night, and those rooms look West... Puget Sound, Olympic Mountains, sunsets...

I hope you're not really suggesting that 911 has absolutely anything to do with crime prevention.

This guy is great. Really loving these videos.

Hm, if you wanted to write something a little more meaningful than click bait, it seems you could find out exactly what Super Models, Inc. offered by spending a mere $35...

It's in the top drawer of my rolling tool chest in the garage. In a ziplock. Why the personal questions?

Tltle should be changed to "Douche In Audi Punches Douche Cyclist For Informing Him He's A Douche"

Whoa; I have never seen... I think I like that strange bird.