I've heard the statement "The Last of Us is just a movie, not a game". I feel that is absolute bullshit, as I played the whole thing on Hard with Listening Mode off and I can tell you there definitely is a learning curve and you really have to take full advantage of the level layout and your whole inventory if you…

Random Person X: Hey, what did you think about the Breaking Bad Finale?

You: I like flossing my cat, he's got all this weird in his teeth after a day hunting mice.

He used a ghost composer...

I honestly would rarely say something to this end, but: hopefully these guys get picked up and paid by Bethesda. This deserves some decent amount of money for all involved.

You must be all the rage at parties.

Curiously enough, many hunters/trappers back in the days of the old west didn't know how to swim. Powell's expedition on rafts down the Colorado river to first explore the Grand Canyon was manned mostly by men who couldn't swim (and who didn't know anything about rowing or rafting, for that matter). How most of them…

OH THE SANCTITY OF THE VIDEOGAMEZ VOTE

HEY VALVE I WANT TO PROPOSE TO MY FIANCEE IN HALF LIFE 3

I shall honor this cease-fire by running over people and stabbing old ladies to death in GTA.

I rationalized that I needed her to know that I knew. It was risky because I now have an enemy, but it's an enemy that MUST respect me.

In any event, it was AWESOME to tell her. I started the episode playing Clementine as a scared little girl and by the time I got to that point in the story I felt she was just a…

Are you guys Autistic?

Yeah, that statement was like "For people who value plot above all things, Uwe Boll's films are a real treat"

Go back to the origins of cinema. Look at the work of George Melies, look at Murnau's Nosferatu, at Carl Theodor Dreyer's Vampyr, or even Merian Cooper's King Kong (which terrified audiences). They were released in an age where we already had masterpieces in literature and theatre.

Are those films telling great…

But what about Edward? He's a pirate who just right out ninjas from the very beginning.

In the Assassin's Creed Universe everyone seems to spontaneously ninja all over the place even when they didn't go to ninja school.

What's the point of having a ninja order and brotherhood when everybody else is ninjaing all over the place without you.

Ok I agree with everything Francis said, and even though I find Angry Joe to be embarrassingly unfunny and pretty much useless as a reviewer, he has his own audience and he does put a lot of work into his (crappy) videos. He's made Youtube some decent money and there's no way his videos constitute stealing because NO…

"BUT VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN IS WRONG!"

"No, wait, she's totally a dude so you're actually beating the shit out of a transgender"

"OH OK THEN, THAT'S FINE"

So Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" isn't satire?

We're going to have to invent a new country for you to live in.