Literally not one true statement in that entire post.  Impressive!

Referring to women as “females” is possibly my second most hated speaking tendency, right behind “hot water heater.” 

Same, though the childishness (both from Chapo and Nick herein) gets old. I’m not sure what amuses me more—white dudes ragging on other white dudes for being white dudes, or the sudden, off-the-rails dick-measuring. 

Wow!  These white bros were totally taken down by a white bro, bro!

I think they have no choice beyond Pelosi, especially if they want the leader to be a woman - but I’d like to see the opposition use some leverage to get more women into leadership positions, especially if it means taking some positions away from Very Old Men. 

Do none of you have any old people in your lives who have to be egged into being less terrible? Have none of you encountered an octogenarian who maybe is very sweet and kind but has very dated views on certain things? have you not spent some time with said granny talking about how, for example, Obama is a very smart,…

Proudly stupid “punks” are no different than proudly stupid NFL announcers who get embarrassed when they use a multisyllabic word.

Ted Kaczynski can’t vote you twit

right. before Obama, everyone voted. 

hey, you might want to introduce yourself to this thing called Congress. child

win an election first, then talk

Rude is listening in on other people’s conversations. I don’t know who appointed you to the role of determining what is and isn’t polite, but you suck at it.

Seems like this requires you be in a town long enough to make it through the initial dating app gauntlet. I like the idea, but hate the idea of spending the first day or 2(?) on my phone trying to line such an effort up. Any particular app work better for this sort of endeavor?

reminds me of exactly why i stopped watching this dumb fucking sport

so you claim

wait, am i supposed to believe the average beat cop is also an expert in voice recognition?

Stay in Schaumburg

weird how every gun owner is a responsible gun owner until their not. It’s almost like we have no way of knowing which ones are assholes until it’s too late.

I mean, i suppose we could use public information about them to determine who should and should have war machines... like criminal records, significant mental…

“I don’t want to defend my politics”

I know i should be feeling some form of anger about this, but mostly i feel like the poor sap who walked into the bathroom on HST.