The Papa John guy stands on a box in certain commercials to make himself seem taller.

When i hear men refer to “females,” I just assume they mean female sheep.

Bad take, no star for you

You are aware that America imprisons the most people per capita in the world, right? Of course not, because you are a fucking dope.

the players do not owe you a personalized version of escape.

the ump really shouldn’t be relying on the framing of the pitch. From what I saw in that game, that particular ump had a hard time with curve balls. not good!

You’re in over your head, kiddo

If only Richard Gere had directly addressed the gerbil rumor, the whole thing would have been cleared up and would have went away.

I mean, in fairness, there is probably a significant percentage of men who have already figured out a way to do it.

How can one fit the description of a person that does not exist?

Take all of my stars.

Eh, no. I would bet most humans eat 2-4 slices of bacon apiece and put the uncooked remainder in a ziplock for next time. What kind of nonsense is this “cook it all and give what’s left to the neighbors” bullshit? “Hey Fred, here’s some cold bacon we didn’t finish up. Bon Apetit.”

Is this some kind of internet alpha…

oh for fuck’s sake. why did i click on this garbage?

it seems like you are mixing different issues here. Some are issues of perception—how you think (rightly perhaps, but still) parts of society perceive things (cornrows on different people, Eminem, etc)—and others are issues of respect (native american religious attire, etc).

Borrowing from others to make art is how…

Couldn’t they have just postponed the thing? I mean, if it was raining a lot, but a lot less, they wouldn’t move it to Dallas or fucking Tampa or whatever. Too few dates open for rescheduling?

well, at the least they are doing a bang-up job of hoarding mattresses.

I feel like people go out of their way to mention that album.

I feel like people go out of their way to mention that album.

I don’t know... i think there are certain genres, certain recording techniques, and certain continuity considerations you are missing. There are a lot of great punk records, but owning them on vinyl isn’t really going to alter the listening enjoyment. Meanwhile, something with more layering, more orchestration or…

I don’t know... i think there are certain genres, certain recording techniques, and certain continuity…

His fucking wife did, which, upon marriage, became his as well. He also held other slaves that were meant through estate will to be freed.

THANK GOD someone already wrote that so i can sit the fuck down for a second and maybe figure out if these young people are fucking annoying or if I’m being an old person. Probably the latter, but these kids need to learn to handle their liquor and put their fucking phones away at concerts for a goddamn minute i’m…