the ump really shouldn’t be relying on the framing of the pitch. From what I saw in that game, that particular ump had a hard time with curve balls. not good!

You’re in over your head, kiddo

If only Richard Gere had directly addressed the gerbil rumor, the whole thing would have been cleared up and would have went away.

I mean, in fairness, there is probably a significant percentage of men who have already figured out a way to do it.

How can one fit the description of a person that does not exist?

Take all of my stars.

Eh, no. I would bet most humans eat 2-4 slices of bacon apiece and put the uncooked remainder in a ziplock for next time. What kind of nonsense is this “cook it all and give what’s left to the neighbors” bullshit? “Hey Fred, here’s some cold bacon we didn’t finish up. Bon Apetit.”

Is this some kind of internet alpha…

oh for fuck’s sake. why did i click on this garbage?

it seems like you are mixing different issues here. Some are issues of perception—how you think (rightly perhaps, but still) parts of society perceive things (cornrows on different people, Eminem, etc)—and others are issues of respect (native american religious attire, etc).

Borrowing from others to make art is how…

Couldn’t they have just postponed the thing? I mean, if it was raining a lot, but a lot less, they wouldn’t move it to Dallas or fucking Tampa or whatever. Too few dates open for rescheduling?

well, at the least they are doing a bang-up job of hoarding mattresses.

I feel like people go out of their way to mention that album.

I feel like people go out of their way to mention that album.

I don’t know... i think there are certain genres, certain recording techniques, and certain continuity considerations you are missing. There are a lot of great punk records, but owning them on vinyl isn’t really going to alter the listening enjoyment. Meanwhile, something with more layering, more orchestration or…

I don’t know... i think there are certain genres, certain recording techniques, and certain continuity…

THANK GOD someone already wrote that so i can sit the fuck down for a second and maybe figure out if these young people are fucking annoying or if I’m being an old person. Probably the latter, but these kids need to learn to handle their liquor and put their fucking phones away at concerts for a goddamn minute i’m…

They are the music version of over-serious author photos.

This is my thinking as well. It is very hard to boil down nuanced positions to fit a bumper sticker, but the Clinton Dems sure do their best to try. The average voter does not have the depth of knowledge to follow the nuance, and so HRC, John Kerry, Al Gore, etc. come off as distant and stuffy. They never grasped the…

Yes. Much better for this newly single father to go on a self-destructive binge rather than maintaining adult relationships. You are a fucking font of wisdom.

for fuck’s sake stop giving ammunition to the fucking asswipes who call people “snowflake.” Get over your self.

We applaud your timely, relevant, well-supported wokeness.

for sure