This take sounds like it originates from Indiana. Maybe spend some time in the city. You’ll learn something.

Thanks Jack Chick for providing the art for so many awesome posters (for so many terrible bands) over the years.

It’s not a “foundation.” It’s an actual Foundation whose finances you can review yourself if you are even the slightest bit less lazy than I assume. But, judging by your comment, you have no idea what you’re talking about.

That’s odd, because using my own eyes and ears and my knowledge of public policy, Gary Johnson seems like a dangerously unserious neophyte with some ill-informed positions framed by other completely offensive ones. Oh, but weed i guess.

i’ve watched that video so many times. i want it for a fishtank

Fuck you for lumping Steve Goodman in with Jimmy Buffet.

What? Look, first, it’s their job to say “hey, you’re going to get hammered on this by dipshits who say it’s a giveaway” because 1) it is an accurate prediction and 2) there are more loud dipshits this go ‘round. Second, reminding a thread full of people pontificating on policy that the current campaign hasn’t…

“bad juror vibe” along with “comments on porn videos” is a bad, bad combo.

Seems to be, between being struck by a speeding truck or plummeting off the side of a cliff, getting hit by a sedan is probably the best option for those kids. WHAT ARE THEY DOING ON THAT STREET?!??

That is almost too pitch perfect to be real.

HOW DARE PEOPLE ENJOY ENTERTAINMENT!!!!

Javy Baez drinks your tears, Barry.

OOOH! He homered during batting practice! He’s a regular Tim Tebow!

There is no fanbase in any sport free of douchebags.

I need to see video evidence of him being “humbled” by people he meets around the country. Does he know that isn’t the same as being inconvenienced?

No, she wasn’t. I think people reeeeeaaaalllly tried to read certain things into her comments (whether he’s a christian, etc), but she had no involvement in the birther shame.

I think a lot sticks to her because she’s not terribly great at campaigning—she’s a policy person, a doer rather than a talker. But she’s tied…

To be a candidate for office running against another candidate for office! It’s one thing to call out your opponent on his or her political weaknesses. It’s another thing altogether to suggest s/he has murdered someone, was secretly born in another country, or is hiding some deathly illness. Let’s leave false…

ah. still pretty much anonymous dipshits. It’s not like it’s your auntie or your Senator. It’s not the editorial board of the Times or even the owner of your favorite product. Just fucking twits trying to be clever on FB. not worth the anger.

Anonymous people logged in under pseudonyms? It’s really not worth your anger.

That’s why Trump is going to win this election.