Russia is the one city in Florida I plan to avoid forever.

I didn't really notice at first, but it kinda looks like he was diving between the Spurs player and Wade, so not to run into either.

I think there's a reason for that:

To cook, add Heat.

I think I heard a "no look pass" in there.

In terms of synergy between matchmaking sites and baseball players, surely this is a distant second to the Fausto Carmona campaign on CarbonDating.com

We can blast to over 40,000 females in the New York metro area.

This isn't the first time that KKK has bothered an athlete. You'll see them every October on Alex Rodriguez's stat sheet.

It's amazing how practically water-boarding a small child can sometimes feel like the right thing to do.

Bro, you fuckin water boarded your daughter. BRA-VO

Actually, there's a fourth in there, too. Those were originally Chief Wahoo's seats.

*sigh* and I sit in a cubicle all day.

Meh.

Woah, dude. I see what you're doning, but frankly you really gotta lay it on a little thicker these days for the irony to come across. Something more like:

"Kids these days shouldn't be worrying about this new age "pitch selectivity" bullshit. Just wait for a good pitch and SELECT that PITCH from all the bad PITCHES…

She's throwin' down 'n' goin' down!

Clam dunk!

"The brothers love him"

Actually, most people don't know this - but through most of the 80's there was a sibling duo within the Cubs organization that focused on scouting and player development. The Montezzi brothers, were about a year and a half apart, and ended up in the front office of the St. Louis Cardinals in 1991 - they were…

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