Holy shit, he traded his own son. Awesome.

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Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

Jumped out of their seats and left the building.

All that's missing from the first one -

Yo Amin!

Greased Mode.

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This is just a really well written ad, isn't it?

That's a fucking toooough video to get through.

Kinda disagree. You could make the argument that he's been horribly, horribly mismanaged, especially regarding his knee injury. Dude should have been shut down after he hurt it the first time last year, instead of coming back, trying to play with a huge brace on arguably the worst field in US professional sports and…

Sounds like a credit issue is brewing over in Idaho.

Fucking kid shook it off like a champ.

"Nets Superfan"

Chesney McMurphy...... I'll take White Girl names for $500, Alex

Wait, he actually said '4 white guys and an Egyptian', and didn't catch any shit for it?

Scherzer is a Free Agent.

Who's that Top 3 pitcher?

The 10 inch hands help, too.

Gotta love the crowd reaction. Ohhhhhhh AAHHHHHHHHHHHH