Oh man, bashing COD is like so cool and cutting edge. What a zinger.

Once again Europeans are light years ahead of Americans when it comes to societal norms.. They don't even wait for the game to finish before they start rioting. Truly a progressive society.

Reading comprehension fail. He has a 9.5 million PLAYER option they bought out for 12.

Form tackling doesn't happen at game speed? For real?

David Eckstein's real name? David McGill. The Jew thing he just does for the BWAA. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak...

How I Met Your Mother?

Just for a little frame of reference, Bonds was coming off a season in which he hit .301/.406/.565 with 33HR 52 SB and won an MVP, Gold Glove and Silver Slugger. And here's Leyland ripping him apart in spring training for what I can only assume was Barry's legendary dickishness. Awesome.

I think "poached" is used in the beginning of the article to convey the general sports world's initial reaction to the trade. Everyone went "DURR SAME OLD BROWNS". But then the rest of the article disproves that and shows it'll probably end up being a very good move long term.

I don't normally go for these "slo-mo indie song mashups" you guys are so keen on, but this one as pretty awesome.

You're supposed to jump in at Steamer right when the wave breaks. Gives you the most time to get on your board and start paddling out before the next one comes through. He might have been late for his heat, but that's not why it looks like he mistimed his leap.

Fitting that it was Steelers fans that got stabbed as now they too have holes in their defense.

Someone leaking his medical history to the press is a pretty good start.

Fucking awesome, dude.

If he were white, or more importantly, not Balotelli is this a scrappy, heady play?

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Better idea: Charge $5 bucks a ticket ($10 for PPV) and let the big guy go to town. BOOM National debt paid for.

I gave him a 1% boost on the likeability scale when he played the Barstool dude 1v1 and got demolished while being a pretty good sport about it. That brought him from 0% to 1%