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No, most of us have progressed from 5th grade.

Holy shit. I live in the UES and the Recovery Room is my go to bar. Too bad I sit around with friends and commiserate about being a cubicle monkey instead of brawling with Greg Nettles.

Steve Silva is the senior sports producer at boston.com so he's not some Incarcerated Bob wannabe.

I grew up in the area it crashed and worked at one of the beaches nearby. Very surreal week as a ton of shit was found washing up on shore. I personally pulled a seat cover out and a sneaker. There was stuff washing up and every day gov't people would come collect it.

That groom missed a golden opportunity to jump into the pool with his bride and make the best of a bad situation.

Should check the blinker fluid too.

Just close the comments section after this one. Holy shit.

Shuttlesworth was not amused with the young Mr. Granger

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!?!?!

Why do I get the feeling he's riding a Segway?

Not his first perfectly executed maneuver.

Bro, you fuckin water boarded your daughter. BRA-VO

Hah, come on DS. That was pretty fuckin funny.

Too bad she had no friends or date to ride along.

Stuff like this is fun to watch too.

He looks so sucking weird with hair.

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From another tweet, in case anybody else is wondering why a mutt looking dog cost 15k-