My back pain has been drastically reduced since I got it. So yeah, that’s why I like it.

Nah, fuck the police. Make fun of the pigs all you want.

I’m not so sure. XBL has been the same price for quite literally a decade and do you remember what happened when they tried to increase it earlier this year?

Idk what your hold out is for not getting a Switch but (assuming it’s not budget related) don’t underestimate how nice it is to have a mobile gaming console. Even just being able to take the Switch to different rooms in the house makes me choose a Switch game over a PC game all the time.

SHHHUUAAAAAAAN

Quicktime event: rotate the right stick counterclockwise while tapping the triangle button to lie to the judge.

While I agree Walmart should do that, they also probably don’t want to bother. On top of the thousands of products that they sell and manage, now we want them to lock up the Pokémon cards and have employees on standby to unlock them and enforce the 1 per limit rule. These places are lucky when all their staff actually…

Is this the White Boy Summer we were warned about?

Walmart can't do that, they used all their locked up aisles for products primarily purchased by black people. They aren't really subtle. 

Once the prosecution rested, I thought there were okay odds that he gets convicted on all charges, overwhelming odds that he gets convicted on at least 1 or 2, and infinitesimal odds that he walks (i.e., fill acquittal.) The facts and evidence presented, even despite the country’s poor track record, were just…

No. It’s unkind of me, but I find myself imagining someone kneeling on his neck.

thank god.

I’m tearing up, this has made my day 

Disagree on this unfortunately. Personally I go all the way back to gen 1 with Pokemon and while I’m not a genwunner I completely lost interest in the series with gen 4, got back in briefly with gen 6, skipped 7, and I was so massively disappointed with Sword & Shield I think I’m just done with Pokemon for good unless…

Bought mine midnight at launch. Given me 4 straight years of amazing gaming. It’s always worth buying if you KNOW what you’ll be getting down the road; as a Nintendo fan, I was happy to put my faith in this system despite the Wii U tragedy, and they did not let me down.

This is one of the cutest, most sincere stories I’ve read in the comments at Kotaku in a while. Thanks for sharing that moment in your life. 

My daughter took her first steps while I was playing Capture the Flag on Colossus on Halo 2. I thought my teammates were cheering for me because I was so excited, but then I found out that they were really screaming at me because I didn’t stop the flag carrier and the other team won.

I was berated by a person with the…

Seriously, what is the point of this $h!t? Who watches this stuff?! Are the viewers’ lives so pathetic that they have to “live” vicariously through someone else (who also seems to be nothing)? Why are people watching a dude sleep and shower?!! If you’re gonna waste your life like that, at least plug into the Matrix so…

This is why the video evidence of my assorted crimes won’t hit YouTube until after I’m dead.