Very few people are shitting on it like you are, so you’re wrong. 

To be fair, I think people with limited time looking for a quick, painless fun wouldn’t want to play an 85+ hour game which mainly consists of delivering goods like an UPS guy...

Also, let’s be honest here: not every game reviewer is interested in games as art or sophisticated musings on the state of the world. Camera angles seductively portraying male bodies is an instant 1/10 in some circles.

Honestly, what was so amazing about it?  It was long and arduous to read through, which seems to mimic the game perfectly.

It’s almost like different people have different opinions!!!!

Ok now I'm really fricken' excited. I loved the book as well but this is a good surprise.

There has only been one Kylo vs. Rey lightsaber duel, just so we’re all aware.  They did not duel in TLJ, they fought side by side.

It’s in the title scrawl and that’s all it needs. It quite literally doesn’t matter. The origin of the Empire in the original was basically never touched on. Because it doesn’t matter. At all. We’ve seen what happens when this franchise tries to give us space politics. 

You want her to end up with a dude who genocided billions of people?

Why do you Reylos want this so badly?

Harry Potter and Voldermort had a deep a deep connection too, but I had no desire to see them scissoring or whatever.

I disagree. The main chick doesn’t need to fall for the main man. Okay, a little tension I guess, but we can have a boy and girl on screen and not have them fall in love for once. As much as I didn’t care for TLJ some of the “fuck your expectations” stuff was a little refreshing.

Right we should allow China to dictate which freedoms we enjoy. China literally said Morey didn’t have the right to free speech, which was a fairly anodyne statement of support of HK. Don’t dramatically hyperbolize the situation and then be sarcastic about what you created.

No, purity tests and factionalism on the left will. This isn’t a game we are playing here. Have you been watching the news lately? The president has captured the justice department, which has stopped enforcing any laws that check his power, and is finding dirt on his political opponents for him. He is threatening…

1) Go to your job and say what Gillis said and see if your boss doesn’t fire you. Gillis is also bad at his job (he’s not funny).

Umm. I’m not an Eagles fan? But ok.

I am absolutely stunned that someone who brings a casket to a tailgate might also have some questionable racial beliefs.

Ehh, go to any NFL tailgate and you’ll find horrendously drunk people who’ve suddenly grown beer muscles.

Not sure what’s funnier here. This guy thinking Rams fans exist? Rams fans that exist would care enough to show up to their games? Or that Rams fans that care enough to show up to their games would be bothered to the point of accosting another fan?

foles enters chat

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

The book was crazy but good in a way. Once you realize that King admitted to having a huge coke habit, the mystic turtle and the unnecessary and weird gang bang make druggists sense. But the first movie sucked too. Didn’t get the hype and it was far from scary.