Speeding fines in Finland are based on your income. The record was set by a Nokia exec. in 2002. 116,000 Euro for 75 kmh in a 50 kmh zone (47 in a 30). His income was 14M Euro/yr.

They’re gonna need more than Aquaman to save that pile from the chopping block. A “shoe guy” in charge of the company? Better get one now (all three of you) if you really want one.

The only time the highways in Canada look like that after a snowstorm is if there’s a Gold Medal hockey game on and everyone called in sick to watch it. Otherwise, you put your big boy pants on and drive to work.

Most of us in Canada can drive a manual in Sorels.

And back in 86......

“Nothing will stop us”

You’d think a veteran of the military would be cognizant of the fact that bullets will. 

I was under the impression you couldn’t be compelled to testify against relatives, or is that just spouse?

“The Mistubishi Evo and Subaru WRX are with us still today, but car nuts still lust after cars like the Escort Cosworth, the Celica GT4, the Mazda 323 GTX, and the Nissan Pulsar GTI-R.”

You forgot one. The UR-Q’s baby brother. When I went to pick it up from the local grey market importer it was parked in a quonset hut…

Tears of the Sun.

Tears of the Sun.

“Little did I know there’s a perfect tool just for this kind of job.”

I don’t know anyone that doesn’t have one of these.

No one tell him about dead blow hammers. It will be our little secret.

My friend’s father still has the 57 Chevy Bel Air he bought new.

xHamster sponsoring a Downhill MTB team has to be the weirdest.

I see dead people.

This is not obvious?

Alcoholic friend of mine should have tried that argument. 140 lbs., cops pulled him over at 10:30 AM and he blew .33. They couldn’t believe he could stand, let alone drive at that reading.

An aquaintance’s parents owned a skydiving + parachute sales company. His mother packed all the customer (request) chutes. Three guesses how she died, and the first two don’t count. Nothing and no one is fail-safe.

We’ve been trying to pawn Drake off on you like we did with Celine Dion and Justin Bieber. Dangling Rhianna in front of him should have worked, but unfortunately, he’s a mama’s boy, and keeps coming back. We’re going to have to put our heads together and come up with a new plan.

Yours truly,
Canada

aka: Italian divorce......and no self respecting Italian woman I know would use an aluminum pan to do it. Cast iron all the way.

Dylan Harrison is the spitting image of his old man. It’s uncanny.

It was sitting on the top of the first box I opened.