The shifters/f+r derailleurs/battery pack/mounting kit (Shimano Dura Ace Di2) alone are a $2500 upgrade.

The McLaren version of the S-Works Venge is $18K

Never mind the water reimbursement. I'd be concerned about them doing it without my knowledge. If you look close, the water level is below the bottom of the skimmers. The vacuum hose is connected to one of the skimmers and is fed from the bottom of the pool. Without this, the motor would be running dry and burn up in…

We would have already invaded but we're waiting for Lake Erie to freeze over. Too hard to skate across open water with our WMDs (hockey sticks).

Download the transcripts of his radio conversations while he was driving the "truck".

There's a reason why they call it "silly season".

Pffft.

Rider (and I use that term loosely) is a spode. No gloves? Some dork on a borrowed friend's bike, probably.

Is that Deadmau5' father on drums?

Missing anything with a TVR emblem on the hood.

Will the cars be just as ugly in the game as they are in real life?

Turquoise Capri pants? Seriously?

nineTEEN.

I'm more worried about the walls scuffing my bikes.

Pffft.

The most evil minivan ever made. Renault Espace F1.

15 yr. old Macallan is the best they can do? I walk past that stuff to get to the scotch at the liquor store.

Terrifying? Don't tell me. Let me guess. You're afraid of balloons, too.

The GT2, aka the Widowmaker has done a pretty good job so far.

1 down, 2 to go. They dumped Lance (systematic cheat/pathological liar). Once they drop Tiger (serial adulterer/consumate prick) and Vick (animal abuser) from the payroll I MIGHT consider buying their products.