You have to die to win a Darwin, so she failed at failing.

You have to die to win a Darwin, so she failed at failing.

My buddy (a motorcycle mechanic) and I will be sitting drinking beers and watching the tube. I'll flip through the channels and stop on Orange County Floppers, and he'll LOSE it, screaming at the TV about adjustable wrenches and ratchets with rubber grips. It's hilarious.

Don't get me started on mimes.

I'm pretty sure I saw this on CSI.

Most of the women racers I knew would give me grief for the FEAR sticker on my bike.

@skulldriveshaft is on picasaweb jalopniking: Well, he IS British.

@MCWHAMMER: Carb cleaner. Works like a charm.

@turkeyspam: Jesse Rooke making a board tracker inspired bike with a KTM LC8 motor is creative. That pile is a bag 'o stupid.

We frown on Brown.

@Joshman wants a room at Maison Blanche:

"The local Swiss constable reports the passengers had just swapped over to summer tires and used the incorrect bolts to put the wheels on (how that happens we have no idea)."

09 Audi LEDs.

The notchback Civic with the duct tape racing stripes and duct tape block lettered TYPE R on the front fender I see on the highway every once in a while. I can never get the phone on camera mode in time to snap a pic.

Meanwhile Frank Stronach (CEO Magna) is crying the blues that his entertainment and horse breeding subsiduaries are bleeding money and may seek chapter 11 protection. I firmly believe we'd be better off if the majority of these weasles............er, CEOs were lined up against the wall.

@Ash78: That's a pic of a Golf Country. It has a Syncro AWD drivetrain, but isn't to be confused with a Golf Syncro, which looks like any other Mk II Golf.

@JSmith53: That would be a Golf Country.

I'm partial to the 15" BBS RMs on my Rallye Golf. Always like the rims on the Delta Integralle too.

Not impressed. It's been done before, and much better, too. Jean Jaques Burnell (bass player for the Stranglers) used a Triumph 650 Bonneville for the drum track on Triumph in the Big City from his Euroman Cometh solo album back in 1979.