It more just comes from being a Giants fan and the owner of a (slightly) overweight cat.

And cat metabolisms. That’s a specialized skill set.

it’s me, the guy who knows about baseball players’ cats

FWIW, Duffy adopted Skeeter from a shelter, where he was 35lbs. He’s slimmed down to 27lbs, but feline weight loss is a really slow process. Cat metabolisms do everything they can to prevent cats from losing the weight.

I think Skeeter’s chasing days are long gone

You obviously don’t have a cat.

Skeeter seems like a pretty cool and chill cat

It’s all fun and games until your $200 Greg Norman visor gets knocked the fuck off!!!

Now with 100% more movement!

There is no feeling like getting popped and realizing you’ve made an enormous mistake

Just circle to your left, stay away from his power. Keep your hands up and jab until you can find an opening. Then bring some power shots.

Never fight someone who squares southpaw. You will always regret it.

You nailed. Visor boy had missed wildly with 2-3 punches then got tagged. To his credit he smartly assessed the situation, put his ego aside, and wisely gave up the fight.

Orange was clearly overmatched, where blue clearly knew what he was doing. Orange threw a bunch of punches early, was constantly off balance, and his guard was down the whole time. Blue just waited for the time to throw the cross. And when he nailed it, orange knew he was in serious trouble and it was time to…

In golf I believe that’s called the dreaded Double Honkey.

That visor being knocked off tho...

Always a bat flip truther. It was an emphatic bat flip and anawesome sequence.

I would have waved my cap to the crowd as I rounded the bases. Then moon-walked the last ten feet. Followed by a bunny hop on the plate for emphasis.

While the on-field audio in the clip above isn’t crystal clear

Amazing that technology lets us hear the game through the ears of Dock Ellis.