So this article is a lie. Thanks Dr Watson

In school, she seemed to have a bit of an inferiority complex (thanks Mitsuru!)

This is a very serious first world problem

He's lucky they didn't send in Jack Bauer

Yeah, that Leia outfit was clearly designed to encourage fappation. God only knows how much fapping occurred all over the world across different cultures thanks to that scene. (Yeah I know it's not called fapping in those days, but the motions are the same.)

The battle system seems random at first but makes sense once you learn more about it. It's actually quite unique. Some optional bosses are hard which is great. Unfortunately, the SE of today only makes sequels of big sellers, so doubtful there ever will be a sequel to this.

I love building these things. They are mankind's greatest invention

I got a PS4 instead of the XBone because I don't need a VCR

They'll probaby rethink this once some angry nerd tracks them down and delete their balls

Why do you dislike Jackie Chan? What dishonor has he done to you and your family?

Part of the reason why china is so tough on drugs is thanks to that era

In the USA, they'll just go to jail & get butt-raped everyday and come out & become a better person. Totally not the same.

Yeah, the same way the Ferguson affair makes me want to eat fried chicken.

What? No Asian Americans? The racists!!

This is almost on the level of rocket science!

In that case, you are allowed to shoot the cop. Shoot him in the genitalia for maximum impact.

If time freezes, wouldn't light stop moving? Why would he still be able to see things as they are?

I skipped school all the time when I was young. It's super easy. When teachers complain, I laugh in their faces

Impossibru!!!

Bots don't feel, dude. At least, not yet.