FullFrontalMission
FullFrontalMission
FullFrontalMission

Hilarious but so true. The writers are decent at characterization but bad at plotting. From the start of ME1, it's obvious that it's not going to end well. It's the same feeling as when I watched Lost. "These guys are gonna write themselves into a corner." Too much ambition in writing the antagonists/conflicts but not

This sounds like a very serious first-world problem. Back in the day, we're perfectly happy playing games where our characters are made up of monochrome pixels.

What's wrong with machines? Why are you such a racist?

That is female. In asia, flat-chests don't necessary imply male

Best FF opening. Worst FF game.

The For Answer's opening is really good. Can watch it over and over again.

FF6's was awesome due in no small part to the music accompanying it. Tina's Theme, IIRC

That was a pretty amazing intro back in the day

The japs got less than what they deserved for Pearl Harbor, not to mention the things they did to rest of asia. We should have used much bigger bombs than those two. Good to see some pop groups took the pain to educate their fans on history.

Ha, we need a video of that in 4K resolution. Let's do it again and film it with a better camera

Just replay FFT. Much more fun replaying that for the 5th time than playing 13 once.

At least this fruit patent has more justification than the ifruit patents.

What about the 4th game?

It's a game made by those pervert japs, no surprise. We should have used a megatonner instead of those two toy bombs.

Yeah, generic mecha armor on top of the old generic spandex, generic cowl, generic gloves, generic boots and generic cape.

Great design, better than his usual stuff. Probably put in more effort in this one considering it's such an famous character. Still not as "good" as the iconic batman design cos tradition. You can have variation but will still need the bottom-half face uncovered, eyes, cute pointy ears (as opposed to these horns)...

Why are you not afraid of everything yet?

But these are clean white people, not dirty yellow commies

Wasting millions of taxpayers' dollars on useless crap like this. The commies need to learn from us how to use military funding efficiently.

Aegon's a black herring. The 3rd dragon-rider is likely to be Tyrion, or maybe Bran. (Note that you don't have to be a Targaryen to ride them dragons.)