>"premium" Wii U - 32gb

So it's a game that looks like TwinBee about a rabbit space pilot.

A shit-quality MP3 of a royalty-free thrash metal track played over clips of gameplay with nothing interesting going on?

Well, Owen, that's because it wasn't. Yes, I saw that meaningless little 'satire' label, but you're not the arbiter of my taste, and this was excruciatingly tasteless.

What?

This is the exact same perspective as the US.

No. It makes you the greatest human.

No mention of Sad Pandas, I see.

And you're the type of person who defends insulting "comedy", so I guess it works out.

>"it's labeled satire so it's got free reign to say any tastless bullshit it feels like!"

Sorry if I don't find your shitty joke about American servicemembers funny, dick.

>okay guys, write to fox news claiming you've got family in the military and that the Xbox One sucks if they don't have perfect internet in their forward operating bases so that Microsoft can take a bunch of shit

Never thought I'd see the day someone leveraged American servicemen in a petty argument about online connectivity for a fucking video game console.

I would love to see the giant cocaine party going on in Kaz Hirai's office right about now.

Thanks for the attention!

Listen dumbass, it's not fucking about 'fault'. I wasn't 'punished' and it wasn't something that I didn't intend to see. That didn't mean it wasn't still horrifying. No one gets 'tricked' into watching graphic media that they paid sixty dollars for. How the fuck did you even get to that conclusion?

>nanny state

How IS the official translation versus the fan version?

>if it's a ... game

I've never seen that, but reading Wikipedia, a 1973 Terrence Malick love story sounds exactly right.