The difference between a 2019 and a 2009 is the check engine light isn't on. 

How about getting rid of those stupid digital display “menus” where you need to wait for the screen to change 5 times before you see what you want to order.

“Certainly they lost less money by giving us free dessert than a free entree.”

I cannot believe there have been this many stories published about what boils down to two people arguing over gummy vitamins. 

As a Gen X-er, you’re wrong. We got fucked by the boomers in every way imaginable. We’re tired. Our parents still won’t fucking retire and are still telling us how to vote. We get told we’re stupid for wasting our money on shit that they would never buy or don’t understand. They told us that “you can never lose on…

Boomers: “You kids don’t work these days!”

Yeah. I can’t believe it took 8 seasons to come up with this. 

Agreed. Cheap, redundant, and an absolute bullshit return for the past decade.

Solid contender for worst fucking episode.

If you like doing what you want with your home and owning what you want to own then don’t move into a HOA.

So don’t live in a garbage state like North Carolina.

Correction:

If you like your life, liberty, or property, don’t live in an HOA.

I’ve said this before in other HOA related threads: I’ll take 10 David Tracy’s over one meddling, self-important, busybody with delusions of grandeur. DT would roll up his sleeves and help you out in a pinch, while the HOA needledick would be writing up citations for whatever the issue is.

1. I have kids.

OH GOD, NO INTERNET, HOW WILL I EVER SURVIVE?!?!?!

No I’m just smart enough to know I always have a choice.

Cars are not a “weird” hobby. Fuck HOA’s.

Considering the contract says “moderately severe body damage”, the HOA are the ones violating the contract. His truck has zero body damage.

So live just outside the populated area, problems solved.