In the later generation the replaced some of the boring with ugly.

FWD coupes, because you hate practicality and performance!

The Solara has only gotten uglier with each new MY.

a solara is an indication that the person has no fucking clue about anything whatsover.

That's Goddamn bullshit. The dog doesn't know it's a policeman. The dog is a dog! If someone else's dog attacked that girl in front of that cop, the dog would've been dead right then and there.

"Funny how they propagandize their dogs but then go and kill your dog. I guess your dog isn't special like theirs."

Great article, the LFA is definitely the biggest failure of a supercar that actually existed.
The Worst EVER EVER is the "new" Acura/Honda NSX it's been in commercials as a halo car for the better part of a decade and doesn't even have a speculative release date that anyone can believe.

Can journalists really not see? It is the condition of a headline writing a check that its article can't cash. In this case, your headline suggests an article about Russia's hatred of a new class of warship, and exactly two paragraphs of your article are about Russia's reaction to the ship. However, the article is…

This headline and teaser paragraph are dangerously close to the "clickbait" format.

Even MacGyver couldn't fix it

Just for once I would like to see a car maker say "screw the aerodynamics, lets make something big and handsome". In Lincon's case, bring back the '63 Continental or as close to it as possible. Like this.

Am I wrong in saying that almost everyone here wants to see Lincoln succeed? Somehow I don't get the feeling that everyone doesn't care as was the case with Oldsmobile going down the tube.

It's a really fucking terrible idea.

We got this from an anonymous source, stuck to the Jalopnik HQ trailer door with a wad of nicotine gum. It's supposedly a picture of the upcoming Lincoln MKZ Mark II, and it's clearly supposed to be a ridiculous amalgam of old Lincoln design cues. The trouble is, I'm not so sure it's such a terrible idea.

I think a TV producer should buy the cars and start a new show that pits mechanics against each other to fix different parts of the car. Based on the current state of the cars I bet they could get a few seasons out of this.

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One I made about 10 years ago that was inspired by the Mopar ads of the 60's-70's. I even swiped the Bee character to use as the driver.