I don't think Greg has been busy at all this summer. He just put Whitlock on blast, then slacking off watching the World Cup.

I love everything about Colombia in this World Cup. Fun team to watch, even better to listen to Javier Hernandez Bonnet go freaking nuts.

When the Colombia wins it all (or loses in the next round, whatever), can we have a Super Compilation of all of their goals? They have the best calls in the world right now.

Matches that feature the best teams are always the most boring. Defenses are too good and players aren't precise enough to threat the needle.

What is the stupidest thing you heard this week?

Do you guys have to order new Caps Lock keys for Drew every year?

In my view, this kid is an early nominee of 2014 Deadspin Hall of Fame.

We really don't like to be peed on. Good job South Dakota. Keep ignoring R. Kelly

Us South Dakotan's pride ourselves for being different. And liking corn.

Hinder in South Dakota? Great, so we are now linked to Nickelback's smarter bastard cousin. Just what we need...

FIFA World Cup 2006

As a 49ers fan, I'm embarrassed by this. Good God, we lost the damn game. End of story.

I went to school with this kid. You should see his car. About as ridiculous as this picture.

What about Shaved Bears?

#10. That cat is the Chuck Norris of cats. Badass

What? No Nick Saban?

Anyone else notice the Tracy McGrady Rockets Jersey at the 0:43 second mark?

One evening, me and a bunch of my buddies decided to go to a party up in the Twin Cities. We lived in a college town an hour south. I told my girl roommate that we would spend the night up there. After partying and rocking the entire night, one of my inebriated friends said that they are going to drive back down home…