This was a Blumhouse movie, wasn’t it? Was reading a bit about that company, and I can see how they went this direction with the material, considering they don’t like spending much money making films. That kind of operation works (eh) for low-budget jump scare horror movies. Not so much with beloved franchises about…

YouTube knows about RedTube, right?

Um, these are rad as hell. Buying one for each wrist and having my own (dance) party of 1.

Never have heroes, kids.

Cool story.

Don’t ever want or need my writing criticized by someone who can’t correctly spell ‘a lot’.

As a west-coaster, I don’t think I possess enough knowledge about east coast shit to understand this article.

I love it when people like this feel like they can tell me what I should do with my body. So super cool.

The info about Cosby is not very surprising. Most non-Muslims behave like he did and he also had lots of money. Date rape is common in American universities as the stats show. It’s commonplace in show business.

...THAT CAN HAPPEN?!

Yay!

You seem fun.

My boyfriend and I already have pretty much all of these pre-ordered.

A franchise with no infrastructure. Fucking brilliant, mate.

(You would think that plans for a 10-year trilogy would include dedicated goddamned servers, no?)

Literally, what the fuck did Bungie spend $500 million on?

...Fuck.

Yogurt is the absolute worst food our species has come up with. It’s like milk that spoiled on its way to becoming something better, and we all just fucking went with it. Yogurt is so bad that the fact that it’s filled with bacteria is the least disgusting thing about it. Yogurt is goo that has only found a foothold…

To be fair, California Screamin’ is always broken.

The levels of well-deserved shade thrown in that video... amazing.