To be fair, California Screamin’ is always broken.

Except they’re not gender neutral? They’re specifically referred to as female in EVERY MOVIE?

The levels of well-deserved shade thrown in that video... amazing.

Saw it last night. Very much NOT awful.

This entire article could have been written by me. Amazing. You have excellent taste.

I’m still sitting at 164/500 on that fucking Crucible step.

You’re counting Street Pass games as new IP? That’s pretty generous.

YES I UNDERSTAND.

Yeah, but nowhere near as bad, thankfully.

Oh shit.

We’re fine up in Washington.

Hilarious.

Personally, got about 250 rooms in before giving up due to motion sickness.

Okay, give it to us straight. Will Psychonauts 2 ever happen? Or at least an HD re-release?

Oh man yes. “It’s so easy!”

I have no idea how to do anything with my hair. At all.

I’d wager that around 51% of the world’s population isn’t grossed out by something so common to them...

People care about a thing.

OH GOD THAT MENTAL IMAGE.