This looks like box art for some kind of medication. Is he selling medication? Or on a lot of it himself?

Okay holy shit she's gorgeous. Wow.

Dogs EVERYWHERE.

Yeah that's super disrespectful of them. We should complain louder.

We really should define religious liberty so we all know what each religion expects. As an agnostic, apparently our religion decrees that we get to take dogs anywhere and candy is free, and the government needs to respect that. Don't tread on me.

SOMEDAY YOU GUYS.

And yet Boehner cries at the drop of the hat and they shit their ass for him.

Because abortion is an expensive procedure that is already tightly legislated even though it's 100 fuckdamn percent legal.

This list lacks Silent Hill: Book of Memories.

So... it's a pretty good list.

Here in Washington we also enjoy legal marijuana, a minimum wage of $15 (in one city, but still), mixed-race relationships, and we allow women to have the vote.

This will have to hold me over until we get a sequel. Pretty great, though.

Hopefully you let him down easy, since he sounds nice. :(

I'm sorry your ex was a scumbag. 2014 will be awesome for you! *hugs*

Have we heard if Otho will be attached?

Oh... wait...

:(

Excuse me but, as a Technical Writer, fonts are always exciting.

I was suuuuuuuper excited to see local legend Bill Nye dancing on national television to my beloved Oingo Boingo.

...Except the version they went with sounds like Weird Al was in a trainwreck OMG.

YOU HAD ME AND THEN YOU LOST ME.

FOOLS!

Oh man, I know, right? The four horsemen of the apocalypse are totally a regional thing!

Oh, you must be from Portland.

How to spot the Timbers fan.

The European ones look European and the American ones look American? You don't say.