Being awfully generous to the Gameboy here, aren't we?

I think if they were that smart, the comic would be better.

He has America’s shield, but does he have America’s ass?

I was the only idiot in the theater who laughed at the “Mungo Jerry beard” joke.

Also, I got more of a Rick Rubin vibe from Thor than Lebowski.

Why do you perpetuate that abhorrent spelling? It makes zero sense for Merc to turn into Murk.

“Foreword,” not “Forward.”

You’re a conspiracy theorist.

(which was actually not true; Captain Marvel takes places in 1995, two years after the ban on women combat fighters was lifted and the first female combat pilot Martha McSally (R-Ariz.) flew a mission in ’95)

Hi, native North Carolinian here.

You know what, I am just gonna say what we ARE all thinking here people!  I DO like a Pat Benatar ditty!  And I am not ashamed.

This is pretty disrespectful to the countless players who had their characters forced to act in a way contrary to how they’d done things. Particularly LGBTQA players who were blindsided into this.

It’s not a matter of offensive. It’s a matter of respecting players and their approaches. This plot point failed to do…

This isn’t the Mandela effect, this is just you being wrong.

What, you guys have phones, right?

Nope: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conk

So being that hung over/still fucked up for a major (and, in her case, public) professional event is somehow not wildly unprofessional?

John, dude, your habit of hyphenating prefixes is driving me in-sane.

Counterpoint: fuck supporting these archaic institutions. Religions causes far more problems than they solve

I do think Trump has physical problems that would keep him from dodging a shoe, and I think your friend’s dad sounds like a condescending dickwad. 

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

I’m all for broad inclusion in topical discussions, but how exactly is Tumblr banning fucking and thus fucking itself a “video game” disappointment? Disappointing, sure, and still a fresh wound for many, but where’s the connection?