it’s not the taxes

Every single recommended story is “Stop preordering video games.” Every. Single. One.
That’s hilarious.

Fuck Melania. I hope she gets an intestinal parasite and spends weeks shitting her brains out.

The fact that Andrew’s had 18 hours to prep this since Jezebel had this same story running in their “top stories” rollover doesn’t hurt!

Eat the rich.

Cool. How do I opt out of Lifehacker’s “turn off your ad-blocker” messages?

THIS = TRUTH

I thought they were already doing that.

Ah, the timeless “property is more valuable than human rights” argument. Lol @ u

Most people who benefit from a system have a very difficult time understanding those that do not. The wheel is always spinning though. That’s not a threat or anything silly like that, just an observation of life. I will light a candle for you to light your way. Zarathustra would understand.  

because you value order over justice because you are a coward

This, so much. Got into a Facebook argument over the chick that climbed on the Statue of Liberty. His argument was her protest was disruptive to the police, other people there etc etc. My argument was THATS THE FUCKING POINT. Protests are supposed to be disruptive, and any protest that gets a permit isn’t a protest.…

The idea is that you will be arrested. That’s the point of civil disobedience - that you will break the law to counter tyranny that operates under the guise of that law. You’re willing to do this even if you know you will be killed by the police.

I'm guessing that you're like one of those weird overbred dogs that just sits in the corner and shivers.

I honestly think that many of these “letter writers” are pre-baked questions concocted and submitted by the Takeout staff themselves.

I’m with you on this 100%. After hearing all the rave reviews I was eagerly anticipating the Switch release, and bought it as soon as it became available. I played for a couple of hours and just could not get into it at all - the world is dull, the platforming is unremarkable, and the combat feels so clunky to me…

Shit, is this my husband? This sounds like how he might describe me.

He’s obviously never seen kings of comedy and does not know about the wish factor.

“I wish a mf would” is a set phrase that’s less about wishing harm come to you and more about stating that if such a thing happens, it would not work. If someone threatened me, and I said “I wish you would”, it’s more about making the other person think that it’s futile to try than an actual wish of mine.

Poor girl, she’s in North Carolina so she’s going to be called “Ree-see” her whole life.

Where my doggs who get unreasonably angry when they hear somebody pronounce “Reese’s” as “Reesee” at???