My father committed suicide. Fuck him. He was never here for me one day of his fucking life. The least he could’ve done was nut up and give me a call before he pulled the trigger.

That port was released in Brazil, where the Master System enjoyed a healthy following for years past the end of its life in the US.

A grown man stood in the path of a tank at Tiananmen Square. You’re thinking of the numerous photos of Palestinian civilians, including children, throwing rocks at Israeli tanks.

Marvel’s Beavis and Butthead comics featured a lot of yams standing in for turds.

Fuck you, and that isn’t even what double parked means anyway.

Cue an incoming bullshit Salty Waitress post: Does it annoy my server when I ask to have my table leveled?

Man, fuck off.

Like at least half of these submissions are fake as hell anyway. It’s even odds whether anyone actually wrote in with this.

Fuck off, fuck you, shut the fuck up, Jesus.

You are one of those people who doesn’t know what “formal” actually means.

...First of His Name.

groce

Why are you using an em dash like a hyphen?

Why do we need your dumb ass commenting? How about that one? Like we ain’t got enough dummies online, we gotta conserve your ass, down here at the idiot sanctuary.

Post your teeth so we can judge for ourselves.

Since when is F1 fucking NASCAR?

What you call “Palestinian propaganda” most of the rest of us would call a dry statement of the fact of Israeli violence against Palestine.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off

Chocolate doesn’t taste as good with the ketchup mixed in.

Please stop with the “ratio’d.” It’s regularly formed as “ratioed.”