They’re made up.

Questions like this are 100% fake.

Man fuck these fake questions.

Are we not still on the fake robbery conspiracy train?

Remember that Jennifer Lawrence used to make you feel that way, too. Even Taylor Swift, at first. The worm will turn.

hoooooooly shut-the-fuck-up

He famously married Aaliyah when she was 15, my man.

Oh, do fuck right off.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooooooooooooooooff

6. what his ASS LOOK LIKE, PLAYBOY!

man fuck off

Man, they used to put Nerds in them. Strawberry Blizzard with Nerds was the shit.

Blood was probably running down his throat and collecting in his stomach to ultimately be shit out.

The GotG soundtracks feature music from the 1970s, not the 1980s.

The GotG soundtracks feature music from the 1970s, not the 1980s.

I’m not apologizing for “what’s good.” In fact, what’s really good?

They’re all fake entries anyway, who cares? Nothing matters.

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g-guys sorry but what do i call the BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY

real talk and don’t lie to me because i’ll know, how many times you been hung up on by a DJ on the air

fuck off and chew your tomato soup, tommy