Girl, before Drew danced with you, he was F-I-N-E fine 

Get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

I think the preferred term is just “person,” as in “the person in the shopping cart,” as there are only two people in the photo, and only one of those is in the shopping cart.

Son, I stay gettin’ that two cheeseburger meal.

o mighty zeus please spare this ignorant person on the internet, please zeus don’t roast this poor fool up with a bolt from the blue, merciful zeus, praise thee

*Steppenwolf

Consider “pisscapade” over “peescapade.”

“Ninety-ties”? Just ’90s or even 90s or Nineties will suffice.

To be fair, it’s not like the Xbox One has any platform exclusives to put up on Games With Gold anyway.

For what it’s worth, I never liked Anne Hathaway.

Sure, but keep them to yourself.

Man, fuck off with that “whore” talk.

*y’all

Yet you thought you was just gonna up and speak three paragraphs on it anyway, come on.

“Tunnel Snakes rule!”

“It’s all been leading to this.”

Nah, man, I don’t think we’re gonna fucking do that.

You fuck off back to whatever Stone Age you fancy, then, where you will never have a glass of clean water and will probably die of diphtheria.

“Worth her salt” is a bad choice of idiom here.

None of us will be on Earth very long.