Well, it’s over 20 years old, so....

She’s mad about being offered more money than I might ever make in my life. I can’t begin to give a shit about that. You’re already a millionaire, lady, fuck off.

“Will be”?

fuck off

The ’92 re-release was a gray cartridge.

fuck off cop

I have a Nexus 6P as my personal phone and a 2012 MacBook Pro as my personal laptop. I use both every day.

“Those y’all haven’t sent us the documents yet.” Yeah, nah dogg, that isn’t gonna work as well as you think.

Most places frown on diners leaving before they’ve paid.

Ain’t no goddamn way I’m leaving the table covered in dirty dishes. I want clean-ish, open spaces in front of me and my companions. Get outta here with that.

No, bitch. Look at it.

Eh, I’m just

You can be glad they’re getting that money and still fucking hate billionaires. Don’t be so fucking shitty.

You being unfamiliar with the original doesn’t make it “forgettable.”

Hold up. Michael, the lady managed to let TWO PEOPLE walk in on you deucing. She failed you TWICE in the sacred duty of watching the door, yet you “had to marry her”?

Arbaaz Mir and Shao Jun were in the Chronicles series, India and China respectively. I assume Nikolai was Russia. Aveline was in Assassin’s Creed III: Liberation. Lydia was Jacob’s granddaughter. She was in the WWI story in Syndicate.

Probably because she uses her head and is very good at planning, unlike a lot of the other Assassins on the list. And she *SPOILER ALERT* took out Jack the Ripper!

nobody cares about your weird crush

I’ve never read the novel, so thanks, that’s interesting. I don’t recall that being communicated in the film. Did I just miss it?

#TeamAniston, if only because she never made absolute fucking dog shit films like Lara Craft: Tomb Raider, Beowulf, fucking Maleficent....