Oh, fuck him and fuck you.

The state that’s high in the middle and round on both ends!

“female”

“you are woke”

Not really. Frank Dux is entry-level.

Those cats freaking out about that Frank Dux reference missed this gem. Amateurs. Casuals!

Frank Dux is entry-level Van Damme knowledge, my dude.

What’s the odds that Singleton introduces herself like, “Hi, I’m Single”?

Well, he’s right. You don’t have to respect anyone for their fucking preferences.

noooooooobody caaaaaaaaaaares

This isn’t true.

I have a controversial take, but since I’m posting hundreds of replies in, maybe no one will even see it. If anyone is reading, just hear me out:

Go fuck yourself.

You’re a fucking idiot. I was gonna type you up a paragraph on a more even keel, but nah, it’d be wasted breath. You’re a fucking idiot.

You can go get fucked with khululy’s dick, my dude.

I live super close to a Cinemark theater. I had MoviePass for a couple of months and didn’t use it once. When I saw Cinemark’s Movie Club, I signed right up and started using the hell out of it. I even got the concessions discount on my annual refillable popcorn tub & soda cup. Very satisfied.

If comprehending the literal meaning of simple words and phrases is legalese for you, please stop driving.

BUT IT’S GONNA TAKE MONEY

I don’t know if you’re joking. That’s a real conspiracy theory I’ve heard.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooooooooooooooff

“M...Mom! I-I posted it again!”