I use my real name ‘cause I ain’t scared of any motherfucker walking.

I know what it stands for, but BOGO means buy one, get one free. “BOGO 50% off” is some ol’ bullshit code for “at best a 25% discount off your subtotal.”

I know what it stands for, but BOGO means buy one, get one free. “BOGO 50% off” is some ol’ bullshit code for “at…

That’s not what BOGO means.

That’s not what BOGO means.

Then you might be dumb as hell, damn. Maybe you don’t get it because you can’t get it. Maybe you don’t want to. Maybe you’re just being obnoxious. At this point, it’s best to just be quiet already.

I’m not buying the Original Trilogy again until the non-Special Edition version is available.

I’m not buying the Original Trilogy again until the non-Special Edition version is available.

“Everyone has a coworker they think looks attractive” does not mean “everyone has a coworker who thinks they look attractive.”

ain’t y’all’s tall asses get all the channels anyway, walking-ass antenna motherfuckers, sad tall boys, old high-crying sad bitches, can’t you just look directly in the satellites

Shut one hundred percent the fuck up with that.

oh my gosh can i touch you

I really enjoyed John Wick, but I don’t care for the extremely lame worldbuilding in the sequel. Anyone else feel me on that?

nobody cares that you’re a lady, dude

You probably think all black people look the sa—wait.

You tried it.

ay man from one white person to another kill yourself

L-Vid? Not Elvid?

“Actress” but not “comedienne”? Why use one gendered term and not the other?

DISREGARD I’M AN IDIOT

Ideally, we kill and each the rich, then everyone gets to take as much as they can carry in cash and goods. We burn the rest.

Fuck that, fuck him, fuck Twitter, fuck you.