shouldn’t you be in the fucking ground with the rest of the garbage

I didn’t want to blow you out back when, but now that we have the distance of time and no one is reading this thread, I just wanted to let you know that the “before I froze to death” bit was part of the fantasy of being in space, not a comment on how cold 30 degrees was.

#fuck #out #of #here

In the comic story that scene is based on, the stakes are higher. He’s buried under more rubble than he’d ever been able to shift before, he has to retrieve material for a serum to save May’s life,and the ceiling is about to crack and flood the chamber he’s in. If he fails to free himself, he will die and so will May.…

performative cannibalism, not nutritive cannibalism

Because they’re creatively bankrupt and utterly venal and we should fucking EAT THEM

thank god you took the shit out your mouth long enough to elevate this story with your comment, god bless

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eat shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

*the series’s twelfth outing

mew mew mew

It’s fun, man. Don’t listen to these dummies repeating that ancient “the game plays itself” criticism. It’s a lot of fun to tweak your gambits and see how your party does.

Hitting their fucking skulls is also effective.

Ad-Rock and Mike D older than Jay. Beasties been making rap music a long time, and would still be at it if MCA hadn’t died. They not worth a mention?

jesus shut the fuck up

really glad you drew a thick line under your metaphor like that, would’ve had a hard time following the intricacies

jesus shut the fuck up

Among my peers, it’s referred to as the fuccboi cut.

You are on level 2 with that Ashe business, but Balthier told you: He’s the leading man. From his lips to God’s ears.

I assume by “crappy main character,” you are making the same mistake as everyone else who didn’t actually play the game and referring to Vaan instead of Balthier.

Please go ahead and play it.