The PS3 outsold the 360 worldwide over its lifetime, but sure, the PS3 had “sales issues.” Whatever.

The original is already the perfect introduction.

Better than Lone Wolf and Cub? Better than Blade of the Immortal?

Yeah, Ashcraft just seems utterly incapable of using the guy’s name, which fucking sucks. THAT FUCKING SUCKS, ASHCRAFT

fuck outta here with your stupid ass and tasteless plugs

Han shot first.

I’m with you. Tons of QTEs plus forced Peter Parker gameplay = no sale.

figures a fucking jazz nerd would also be a fucking malmsteen nerd

you probably love steely dan, too

He knocked that goon out with the headache ball and joked that the guy should’ve worn a helmet.

Yes, stealth gameplay reminds me of all my favorite Spider-Man moments, like when he crept silently up the George Washington Bridge to rescue Gwen Stacy without the Green Goblin noticing. Or when he bedeviled the Juggernaut from the shadows, luring him through a construction site and into wet cement without ever…

Yeah, all the QTEs in the gameplay video basically killed my enthusiasm for this game.

what if a car hit you

Jaime at least got, what, 30+ issues of a solo series as a new character? Pretty good stuff. I was buying that one right along with you.

You’re fucking crazy if you think publishers don’t consider digital sales just because the only thing YOU get to see from Diamond is the occasional print sales. What are you gonna tell us next, that publishers don’t consider trade paperback sales from bookstores or Amazon? Fuck outta here.

Well, it isn’t like Marvel doesn’t restart over half the books every 6 or 12 issues anyway.

Are you five years old or what? The ‘90s were eaten up with America’s Funniest Home Videos and blooper tapes.

fuckin’ neat story

*collectibles

For years, I’ve been practically addicted to the sugar-free Popsicle brand popsicles. They’re like 15 calories each. 

I don’t know what kind of tangerines you eat, but all the ones I’ve had have not been any bigger than that.