I wrote a handy explainer for anyone who still has questions:

Looks like a tangerine to me.

Looks like a tangerine to me.

*utmost

And amusingly, its name is a slang term for marijuana.

And amusingly, its name is a slang term for marijuana.

Why are people okay with teachers having a “safe space” to be shitty but not okay with students having safe spaces to be...safe?

He came across as credible because he talked about the Trump Organization.

gooooooooooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yourseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelf

i’m gonna tell you because no one else in your life seems to be willing to

“Condolences 2 families” sounds very insincere. :/

I don’t have enough skin in the game to post “gooooooo fuuuuuuuck yourseeeeeeeelf” like I normally might, but I still felt the need to tell you that your comment is not a good look!

Pesttuce? Lesto?

No Izumi Curtis? COME ON!

What’s your non-ridiculous name, cowboy? Stanley? Tim? Wesley?

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

Thank you—sincerely—for not making a shitty “in related news, 200,000 people still play the Vita” joke.

If anyone is reading this, I’ll be surprised, but please reply to this: I think their willingness to change the name—especially their willingness to change to such a crappy name—indicates poor decision making that reflects badly on the quality of the game. Agree or disagree?

I’m like 60% sure that’s a marijuana pipe.

well fuck you, fuck others, and fuck all y’all’s kids if you can’t read carefully

Todd Palin, oddly, is nowhere to be found.