what if you died

I don’t even care about esports or fighting games but goooooooooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yourseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelf

You don’t even spell it correctly. It’s “psych,” not “psyche.”

I don’t know about a movie, but that definitely happened in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*psych

“Dice” is plural. “Die” is singular. A die, many dice.

I’m not defending people who call 911 for non-emergencies, but where I live, the non-emergency number is a regular-ass phone number whose numbers don’t even form any kind of mnemonic. I bet people would call 311 if it were more reliably available across the country and anyone bothered to teach people about it.

Thanks for not tagging this Kotaku Core!

get fucked, eat shit, die screaming

Whose biggest songs. Whose, whose, whose. Please correct that.

I assure you that “cuttable” is a word. I don’t know why you had to make it weird. I was like, “What is a cut table, and what does it mean used adjectivally here?”

You are right, and I agree with you, but there is just too much jargon associated with fighting games. It’s impenetrable unless you are just thrilled by fighting games and enthusiastic about playing them: i-frames, hitbox, cancels, hit stun, etc.

The jargon is necessary, I guess, because you’re talking about concepts…

This is a bad sentence:

I think you meant to say “tortuous.”

“A tired individual who’s eyes are plagued by the stress of education.” Ugh. I hate that mistake. It’s “whose.”

You’re doing good work out here.

nooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooone giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

This was a pretty good, subtle burn.

I’m an Iron Fist fan.

I’m an Iron Fist fan. You can suck an Iron Dick.