My mother and her parents whipped me, sometimes just spankings but other times with a belt or a switch I had to cut myself. Sometimes a fly swatter. None of them did it out of malice. They were loving people. My mother still is.

But they were wrong, and I’ve told my mother in my adulthood that she was wrong. It isn’t…

broke bitch alert over here

both look like fuckbois tbh

I’ve been a member in North America since the program started and don’t recall seeing Tearaway as part of the Instant Game Collection. Wikipedia doesn’t list it, either. What region are you in?

When was Tearaway a free Plus game?

I hope you get hit by a crashing airplane with your parents on it yet somehow you all survive to share the same AIDS.

Why is this on Kotaku Core?

Why is this on Kotaku Core?

key phrase “when i was in high school”

BOOM

I bought it but haven’t played any of it. Reviews of the DLC missions were pretty poor as I recall.

cool, nobody gives a fuck, best of luck with your buying decisions literally no one cares about

Why is every shitty little compulsive liar kid seemingly named Kyle?

Spoken like a fellow cheater.

Spoken like a fellow cheater.

No one gives a fuck. You people are worse than vegans.

People who say “it’s just sex” don’t understand the health risks of infidelity. No, it’s not just sex. You gave me AIDS, Linda. AIDS.

People have different tolerances and preferences. I wish you all the 60° summers.

I know I’ve gotten a little softer, but your mother keeps the bed so warm.

I sincerely appreciate this.