How exactly does that play out when you take the trash to the curb?

It’s called using your imagination.

North Carolina, where water freezes at 30°.

No, but your mom took one off me. What a lady.

North Carolina. Set your bedroom to 30° and tell me it’s not cold, my dude.

I’m from North Carolina. Sure, maybe 30° isn’t that cold, but I have a powerful imagination. I can easily imagine that it’s far colder.

Mentos are not gum.

Kill before dying.

In Fight Club, Tyler says that if he could fight anyone from history, he’d fight Lincoln. That’s why he’s in the game.

Having played both, I thought it was clear that the arcade game had Reagan and the NES port had Bush.

The series never really answered the question of whether he was the real Doom. Unless you can cite a game where the protagonist of Doom 2099 explicitly appears—so excluding alternate costumes for Doctor Doom—I can’t condone this.

Way to either not have read the post or not know your Bad Dudes references.

Are you sure people think it’s childish? I don’t think so. At least, I’ve never once felt childish about playing a handheld in public, and no one has ever said or done anything that made me think they thought so. Do you think that maybe you’ve just internalized some shame about it?

I mean, I’m 35. When I was a kid,…

NO FUN ALLOWED

Fuck ‘im.

I tried ventriloquism but couldn’t drink the water.

“Most feared” has different qualifications than “best.” :)

We’ll reconvene after Han’s flick.

Han’s escape into the Hoth asteroid field in The Empire Strikes Back is a good counterpoint. But consider that he only flew into the field long enough for the TIE fighters chasing him to get destroyed then immediately made for a larger asteroid to escape the field. It’s luck as much as anything that got him so far, in…

The opposite of “appetized” is “disgusted.”

so much depends

Why would type something as stupid as “topping-ed” when there is a perfectly good word formed by regular rules of grammar, “topped”? For God’s sake, man, have some small measure of dignity.