As a Southerner, there is an art to responding to a timid how-are-you with a big, booming “GOOD, I HOPE YOU ARE!” It’s intentional. It’s a weapon.

The move to prevent forgotten underwear and socks—if you drive yourself to the gym, anyway—is to keep backups in the trunk of your car. I keep spare clothes and a roll of toilet paper tied up in a plastic bag JUST IN CASE.

How else would you describe sandpaper if not gritty?

Man, I did not need to trip over the word “cum” while having my coffee at 8:52 a.m. and reading a gaming blog.

I have a distinctive nickname, and my friends rarely call me by my actual name. While I’m introduced by my real name, that introduction is invariably accompanied by the nickname with an encouragement to use the nickname freely (which I second). So it doesn’t seem weird to me at all to just immediately start using a…

I’m excited for the PS4 release because of the PS4's integrated social features. Any graphical upgrade or bug fix is just a bonus.

It’s “y’all.”

It’s almost as long as The Order: 1886's campaign.

Man, I went from feeling sympathetic toward Zoe Quinn when her ex made that original post to now, after all the hue and cry of “Gamergate,” to wishing she would just fucking shut up already. I’m sick of all three sides to the thing!

You’re a fucking shitheel.

You really ought to edit that out of the post.

Also “I imagine for another normal person....”

At the risk of revealing that I am deeply uncool, why would I want to remove Videos? What are the cool kids using to watch their movies and TV shows from iTunes?

*whose sole purpose

Regarding team names, it always threw me off on Seinfeld when they’d mention having tickets to “the Knick game.”

I own Skyrim on PC and PS3. I’m excited to get the remaster for PS4 because of the PS4's integrated sharing features. I don’t even have a PC at the moment, so it’ll be very nice to be able to broadcast my gameplay.

No, he didn’t, man. Reading comprehension is an important skill. Let’s break it down:

“lol all this lie did was make us angrier. Cancelled my Overwatch preoder when they shut down nost, and i didnt even play there”

Let me clarify the language a bit for you:

“LOL, all this lie [about not running an official vanilla server…

He said he canceled his preorder when the server was shut down, which was back in April.

Are you not aware that DotA was a Warcraft mod?

But his parents could!