“An FAQ”? Really?

Top-rated garbage comment.

Museum.

Right? It seems like since day one, the gaming press have constantly shit on the Vita as if saying “no one has a Vita” and “the Vita has no games” isn’t a damn self-fulfilling prophecy. I love my Vita! I was playing the heck out of Crypt of the NecroDancer and TowerFall Ascension on my recent beach trip—not only on my…

Right? It seems like since day one, the gaming press have constantly shit on the Vita as if saying “no one has a…

Fitting, because the statue doesn’t really look like Bull, either.

Especially Courteney Cox. I don’t know how she did it.

No. DOOM didn’t have a console.

Wow, look how well Ridge Racer Type 4 has held up! I’m surprised to see that a PSX-era game still looks so good.

Real talk, are you calling this a Vespa because you aren’t comfortable calling it the Faggio, or is there an editorial guideline about it, or what?

In America, the only people who’d know to call it that are those who played the game when it was originally released AND actually read the instruction manual.

When I was in elementary school, one of my classmates told me what I thought was the usual “my uncle in Japan” story except it was his aunt who said Japan already had Super Mario 4. He described one or two details of the game based on what his aunt had told him, so it obviously didn’t ring true, but it turns out he…

I remember going to see The Wizard before I could buy the game, and when the tournament started, I yearned. Like, I physically felt wanting.

Fantastic read. Super Mario Bros 3 was the first game I ever saved up money to buy. I had it priced out to the penny including sales tax. My mother had taken us to the beach for a short vacation, and she stopped at a store on the trip back home to let me buy it. I don’t remember a damn thing about the beach trip, but…

“That way, you never have to be self-conscious about sitting out there in a robe and eating Skittles straight from the bag.”

I was a supremely snotty bagger/stock boy when I was 14, and I slashed plenty of bags of flour and sugar with my box cutter while stocking when I was pissed off about anything.

I thought this was for a capital ship combat video game I hadn’t heard about. Imagine my disappointment.

I read that!

Since when is Shogo forgotten?

That’s because you’re old.

It is optional. Carhops on skates tend to make more in tips, though.