As a former Sonic employee, it’s better that the restaurant didn’t associate itself with the utterly horrible quality of most Sonic games.

Those are villagers. They aren’t pigmen. Pigmen are a different creature in the game.

“Archery arrows”?

how you gonna be flanked by one person dude

Coke Zero is the truth.

I have trouble appreciating a lot of Wonder Woman art, official or fan-made, because so many artists give her features that just read as too young.

CHEERS! Oh my God that fucking V8 commercial with that stupid girl asking, “Do you want to cheers?” NO, LADY. I hope your ears burn with shame every time that goddamn commercial comes on.

How much did DOOM and Quake do, realistically, to standardize FPS controls? The default controls for DOOM and DOOM II used the arrow keys for movement, required holding Alt to strafe, and fired with Ctrl. Mouse movement was optional, and there was no mouselook.

Quake had basically the same default controls as I recall…

Everyone who hates Burneko’s recipes thinks they are like this post.

“The First Episode of Preacher Gets the Important Stuff Right” = “The First Episode of Preacher is an Enjoyable TV Show Bearing Little Resemblance to Its Source Material”

I mean, it makes more sense as a title....

“Attack of Titan,” huh?

oh my god shut the fuck up “ISN’T COOL TO SAY,” “NEW ULTRA-PC”

get fucked you fat shit

It was worse than “this guy.” It was “that one.”

It’s a very Star Wars name when taken in context with the original names for many of the Cantina aliens in the first Star Wars toys: Snaggle Tooth, Hammerhead, and Walrus Man.

You watch the movie? That alien did not shout.

The CIA invented crack cocaine and spread it through New York City’s housing projects. Suge Knight had Eazy-E stuck with that AIDS needle.

Wasn’t Spotify also supposed to have added podcasts by now? Does someone else who subscribes to Spotify know anything about that? Am I just missing something obvious?

Except in Gravity Rush, you actually do the moving, which is a hundred times more fun.