I was a young man when I started scrolling. I can barely remember those days now.

i mean shit. skydiving is too generic for this fuckbag? should women only post pictures of themselves having a rapier duel with satan atop a rapidly collapsing cliff while the ninja turtles make pizza out of the only remaining dragon - and even then, only when her face is clearly visible?

It's probably time to bring back the ladies' Victorian bathing machine.

I hope they realize the preadolescent child is not included.

I want their info so that I can make money off of their terrible decisions as well.

Where I bought the clothes on my body right now:

Other than referring to the middle class as "99 percenters" (which I read strictly as a humorous remark), she does not make $5 million sound like $5 billion. However, considering the amount of people who consider $50,000 (just 1% of the aforementioned $5 million) a lot of money that are shopping at higher end stores…

and then proceed to lose their wealth within a generation because they don't have their parents' understanding of how to manage money and their accountants cheat them...

I think a much more likely explanation of these results is that Millionaire Corner surveyed a bunch of people who lied about their worth when registering on their site, who then answered the survey with whatever random responses came to mind, probably to get sweepstakes entries or some other kind of incentive.…

I shamed my cat about this. She doesn't have her own makeup line yet. No word on when her single is dropping either. If I let her do a pop-up restaurant she would only want to serve sandwich turkey, flies, and sweetened condensed milk.

And when they get delivered, they have the wrong girl's name written on the card.

"Inspired by the music of Robin Thicke...." So I'm thinking three hand-picked dandelions in one of those empty mini plastic wine bottles? One of the flowers has to be a little droopy, though.

I thought this was some kind of crazy photoshop...then found the strange world of Patrick Mohr. What is this guy on? He's bringing back the Hitler 'stache in blue.

No, you're thinking of a Microsoft employee's purse.

PFFT! Amateurs. I've a 5 screen setup for no godly reason.

not a real gamer only three dirty dishes

What math major came up with these percentages!?! If the base line price is $4.99 per 50 K stars, then 1 K star is ~$0.10. That means for $9.99, you'd normally get 100 K stars. Getting 105 is a 5% bonus, not 10%.

I'm surprised he didn't go with the horn or the tiny additional face...

Number one thing that has always worked for me. Be polite. This includes the obvious stuff like not yelling, not cursing, and saying please and thank you, but also includes some other stuff, too. Like admitting to the person on the other end that you know they personally didn't cause your problem. That goes a long…