What poor writing? The part where the details of the press release were spelled out in the first paragraph?

Most kids are able to pull it off quite well. Certainly there are a few kids who couldn't draw a straight line no matter how many times you show them. But most look well. Actually, last week I had a class do a Mondrain piece but I allowed them to pick any three colours they wanted, as long as they went well with each…

This always annoys me. Exactly what is it up to 75% quieter than?
... than their previous models?
... than other comparable fans?
... than the noisiest cheapest fan we could get our hands on?
... than a Saturn 5 rocket?

Jeff Goldburg? I think you mean Jeff Goldborough.

I like when people wear things because they actually like them.

then we wouldn't have anything to buy if they put environmental restrictions in place because they make all of our goods...

That's a shame, because there were some neat things the rest of the world got to see—but NBC needed to make room for the premiere of a new sitcom.

This is the best thing that has ever happened in the history of things happening.

I have a serious girl crush on Robin Wright; she's just too cool for school!

Confusing story about my sister-in-law's cousin making $79 per hour for watching television in the comfort of her own home after she sent money to the nice people at scamyounow.com.

Standard comment about assholes who don't eat like I think they should, followed by nutritional expertise that I overheard somewhere. Accusation that people who either do or don't eat gluten are morons. Dismissal of all medical problems of any kind in either direction.

I can think of something else that's brown, common, and hard to sell...

Praying for a nougat tennis bracelet...

I had a conversation with an older woman when I worked in retail who had been a jeweler for over 40 years. She said to me "You know what we used to call 'chocolate diamonds'? Shit diamonds."

Go home, Doris. You're drunk.

Why? Have you been raising him to be a bigot?

Yep. Here is a longer version of the skit that makes it a little more obvious:

HOLD UP. Tell me more about this Cat College.